dinsdag 17 november 2009
Time.
zondag 8 november 2009
Bijna 'P' day.
zaterdag 31 oktober 2009
Boekenbraderij.
vrijdag 30 oktober 2009
Het gaat snel.
zaterdag 10 oktober 2009
A rainy day.
Brave new world.
It’s here get used to it.
What the fuck am I doing man! I’m a comedian, I’m up on stage complaining about shit that my generation have organised! Where the fuck was I when the shit was going down?
Why do I want to do a show about religion?
Because it pisses me off! I would really like to believe that there is a God out there, but I sort of doubt it, on the inside I hedge my bets by telling myself that if God does exist he will thank me for exposing all the hypocrisy and bullshit that is done in his name.
Not believing in God is a bit scary the closer death comes, the scarier it gets , to think that one day it will all be over for good! no afterlife ,no reincarnation ,no sitting on a cloud .
Even if God does exist, does that mean I have to worship him/her/it ? I mean it’s not like this is mister nice guy right? In the old and new testament there was quite a bit of shit going on in his name that really wasn’t ‘kosher’ , he’s the God of wrath and punishment.
Sort of like a ‘Darth Vader’ without the asthma thing.
Maybe now we have the technology we should seek him out and kick his ass!!!!
“you mean you had the power to stop all suffering and you didn’t? you fucking asshole! fucking asshole!”
Let’s get a space programme to find heaven and free the lost souls who are stuck there or in no mans land ! all the interesting people are stuck there, the artists musicians and people that gave us the good vibes.
Let’s do a sort of ‘prison break’ from heaven and hell, for that matter!
Maybe there is a God , and he’s just some bored nerd with too much eternity on his hands, maybe he made us and forgot about us, maybe he thinks we should learn to cope on our own now.
Whether there is a God or not, it doesn’t change the picture at all.
With or without God I will be getting up tomorrow and doing the same shit as I usually do.
People will be loving, caring, deadly, boring, hateful , spiteful, helpful , assholes, heroes and shitbags, whether there is God or not.
The mystery of life itself is not the question of whether there is a God or not, the ultimate mystery is how to give your own life content and meaning for that short period we are here, and that’s the end story! Every second wasted is a second never to be regained.
Then you have to define what ‘wasted time’ is.
Sitting in front of a television watching ‘non-talents’ while your kids are begging for some of your time and affection THAT is wasted time!
Spending hours and bucks at a gym on a treadmill that wouldn’t be necessary if you took the stair instead of the lift is wasted time!
Those are my thoughts anyway, we each have to make our own definitions, we just have to be aware of the ‘life clock’ ticking away toward death, without guarantee of afterlife.
Tick Tock Tick Tock, life’s ebbing away, and we are living in this high-tech brave new world just existing, existing instead of LIVING.
Sitting in a shopping mall watching us , is like watching a parade of ‘consumer robots’, dead eyed and weary looking robots out to buy what the screen at home has told us to buy.
Hardly anybody lives a unique or original life anymore. It’s all commercially pre-programmed bullshit that has been whispered into our brain through the power of media.
The few ‘real humans’ that are left are being hunted down and shunned, if not the norm, you will be excluded from the club called ‘society’.
We are so non-original it hurts. It’s all been done before. We need a new messia of some kind, a uniting kind of messia with at least a few original thoughts, things we haven’t heard before, we need a new way of looking at this bullshit called life.
We need to stop looking at ourselves as ‘caretakers’ of the planet. The planet would get on well without us I’m sure. If we humans all just disappeared tomorrow the world would just carry on turning and reproducing animals and plants without us, for the animals and plants it would be a better place. Amen!
So why are we here? There is no ‘why’, we just ‘are‘ , we’re the piece of evolution that went horribly wrong! we are the lunatics that have taken over the asylum! We are the biggest threat to our own survival! Doesn’t make nice and happy reading? tough shit! it’s true! The only threat to humankind is humankind, end of story.
Who are we? Selfish individuals who long to belong to a group, we only feel safe with others of the same , yet we strive to be individuals.
That’s the contradiction that drives us on, drives us to more of the same old shit that brought us here.
God or no God we will be brought down, we will not survive ourselves, we will one day no longer be on this planet, probably brought to our knees by the smallest, the viruses , the bacteria, the smallest of the small, the ones without a God or religion.
In the mean time we have to ‘ get on‘ with life. We might as well enjoy it, it’s only temporary, and it’s only life after all.
Have fun!
zondag 27 september 2009
Shout outs and shout downs!
Ik zit momentel in en beetje een schizofrene situatie, ik ben in Nederland an het toeren met 'Democlash' terwijl ik verder try-outs aan het doen ben en wat 're-writing' voor mijn nieuwe show 'Geloof Mij ' dat in premiere gaat op 14 nov. in Den Arenberg Schouwburg Antwerpen. Drukke tijden dus vandaar weinig geblog, but there again 'who cares'? verder hebben wij comedians een luxe leven.
Zeker in vergelijking met de honderden die momenteel dreigen hun job te verliezen wegens de zgn economische crisis waarvan veel firmas gebruik van maken om personeel buiten te 'shotten'.
Om snel te zijn dan, even een paar 'shout outs' geven aan mensen die afgelopen tijd een 'duim up' hebben verdiend. :-)
Mensen van Opel Antwerpen! YO! (ex collegas trouwens) Hopelijk snel een oplossing voor je 'sluiten niet sluiten' situatie.
Techniekers en bar staff van Theater Camuz in Leidschendam die me gisteren goed hebben ontvangen, en ook Bert en Piet die een fantastische (deel) publiek waren! Dankzij jullie moet ik een ander idee vormen over ons noorderburen.
Generation Dallas,(je kan ze vinden op hun my space) een 'bangelijke' prog rock formatie die een schitterende optreden verzorgd hebben vorig week! Wanda en the Boys rock on!
Verder wil ik een 'shout down' (boe geroep dus) aan de volgende incompetente asholes die erin slaagde om mijn irritatie op te wekken. :-)
Iedereen die iets of wat te maken hebben met de chaos en bullshit corruptie en incompetentie bij Justitie in ons leuke landje. Elke politieker die daarover doet of zijn/haar neus bloedt ipv aktie te ondernemen tegen al deze 'zichzelf boven de wet' wanend fuckers! A big fuck you all from me!
De zatte lul die het leuk vond om afgelopen nacht zijn bestelwagen voor mijn garage te parkeren en dan nog zo zat als een wankelende canon nog zever met de flikken wou zoeken toen ze hem wou takelen! fuck you man! Al heb je veel leute bezorgd aan mij en mijn marrokaanse buurman, toch lagen we liever in ons bed......... :-)
Een big Fuck You! aan de Antwerpse schepen Van Peel die verklaarde geen rekening te willen houden met de volksraadpleging rond de lange stof wapper brug! Fuck you ! lul :-)
Verder een zonnige ,super zondag gewenst aan iedereen gewenst! see ya soon!
